Turn me back Scotty

Daylight saving time is mandatory in New Jersey-I dont like either change (just decide on one and stick to it). So this weekend I dutifully changed -all (I thought) of my clocks.
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My alarm clock was first. I have been sick for 5 weeks with an ear and sinsus and cold -lots of courses of anti-biotics but still............it feels like I have water in my one ear. I even told people I think I may have gone deaf in that ear. I can not even hear my radio in the morning -because I am sleeping on my 'good" ear.

Tonight  was a good Massage class -we learned legs. My partner in class is a Chinese man about my age. I was doing his knee and asked if I was hurting him? My Dad just had his knee repalced and I am very aware of knee problems. In his broken English he said 'no hurt. all original parts"/ I started to laugh -original parts yes -but made in China. He smiled.

So I came home in a good mood -tired but happy. Then I heard music playing  when I walked in the door.. I freaked at the music. I thought maybe someone was in my crawl space playing a radio. I slowly walked to the back of the house.

  -It was my radio -the ALARM was set to PM..................... not AM.

I guess the reason I couldnt hear my radio in the morning was because the alarm was not set correctly. All I could do was laugh. I am such a Phoebe.

Hold the ear drops, Doc . Turn back the alarm and beam me up Scotty -I crack myself up.